happy thanksgiving

when someone tells you not to look, you automatically get the urge to 
i don't know what it is... 
it just heightens your curiosity 
or maybe the fact that someone tells you not to do certain things 
and your stubbornness decides to rebel

i was helping this lady put away her clothes... i was opening drawers and whatnot
minding my own business, putting her socks in the drawer
then she goes and tells me not to look at the box in the drawer
being an idiot that i am, i looked
goodness lady... why did you have to say those words!?
this old woman has a friggin dildo in a box
seriously woman

besides, aren't you like dead down there already?
gosh... got me all flushed 
i think i was more embarrassed than her

sabrina: maybe she wanted you to see it

noel: yeah, maybe she wanted to show it to you

not helping guys... not helping

nothing beats rufus' ex-coworker though 
who thought the vibrator she found in the trash was a curling iron LOOL

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some cute guy came in to pick up his grandma this morn
sephra was going crazy 

me: did you see that cute guy?

sephra: mmm-hhhmm

me: well... you need to back off

sephra: ain't gonna do that girl... i found the man of my dreams

me: i wonder when they're coming back

sephra: i dunno

me: damn... i won't be here for dinner, i'll be leaving pretty soon

sephra: *makes sign of the cross and thanks the heavens*


LOL... betch

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thanksgiving was nice and quiet
mama's not feeling too well though
i thought jim had gone out to celebrate with his gf
was surprised to see him in the house

that's one of the things i'm thankful for
getting to spend this day with the fam even if it's only for a short period of time and didn't eat dinner together
i have everything i need
a roof over my head, food on the table, a comfortable bed to sleep on and my family

i think about those who have to sleep on bus stops
those who ask for money on the freeway
those who have lost loved ones
those who are lonely and don't have family

i'm lucky
i am forever grateful to the big man upstairs for giving me these things
God always looks out for me
and i hate myself for being a selfish brat sometimes
feeling like i don't have enough 

i am thankful for everything

Lord Jesus Christ, have mercy on me, a sinner