Mother and daughter

Was practicing my skills during open lab.

I usually don't go to open labs but I was desperate this time.

We learned all four skills in one sitting.

Don't have enough brain cells for that.

I was there with Temi and Judy.

We be desperate bitches.

Temi's phone went off.

Her ringtone was weird.

It was like some kind of a tribal song.

So I broke out in a dance.

I danced like an Egyptian HAHAHAHA

Everyone else saw me and laughed.

But I didn't care! I danced away.

Charlotte: Bo, are you dating anybody?

Me: No

Charlotte: 'Cause you and Chromel... your sense of humor is the same. You two are goofballs.

Me: Yeaaah not happening.

He's a funny and an interesting guy but...

I don't know why but I see my brother in him.

And it's gross.

Plus, boys don't like me.

They are terrified or rather feel threatened by me.

I've come to accept it and I'm happy living my life without a man thanks.

It'd be nice if there was someone out there for me.

But I'm not getting my hopes us.

The preceptor I got during practicum was a bit intimidating.

She'd get ready to mark me off before I could do the next step.

Like Miss, I was gonna do it ok let me do my shit.

Patient much??

Whatevs.

Exams came back.

How I prayed to get a decent score.

God answered my prayers <3

Thank you Lord.

On another note, got paired up with a cute nurse again on Thursday.

Wootwoot!

She is an amazing teacher! 

I almost wish she was my lect/lab instructor.

Hope I'll get paired up with her again.

Before she did anything, she would educate me.

I think I have learned more from her than what I learned in school.

Just... mind blowing.

Decided to stalk her on FB fufufu.

I know. I'm bad.

But she piqued my interest.

Stayed in the school library the day after.

I think I was there almost all day.

Did some reading before lecture.

It is a lot of information to take in.

Plus I haven't been drinking coffee.

I get so sleepy quickly now.

Then this guy was just snoring away while I was reading.

Very nice dude.

Now get up and away from my sight!

You're making me sleepy too.

This is how I usually study.

Writing small stuff on the side to help me remember.

Gynecomastia 

Went to church today with mama.

While driving there, we were (shit) talking about my brother.

Mama: I noticed he's been depressed lately. I think it's because of the breakup.

Me: I don't think so.

Mama: He takes after your father. He just sleeps all day.

Me: And he watches all that science stuff.

Mama: He really wants to go back to school. He needs a push. He lacks confidence.

Me: He should go to school.

Mama: It makes me sad seeing you go out with your rolling backpack while he lazily sleeps.

Me: Hahahaha

Mama: Yeah. I'm just glad one of you is working hard. He tells me he wants to be a lawyer *laughs snobbishly*

Me: HAHAHAHAHA

My goodness ma, he's your son! hahaha.

Mama: Yeah I know he's my son but he's so lazy.

LOL.

In all seriousness, I don't get it either.

Why he chooses this lifestyle is beyond me.

Like dude, don't you get tired?

I just know one thing.

When I get my own place, you are not living with me.

The only people I'll allow to live with me is mom and my trusted significant other.

And probably a dog or some kind of pet.

Anyway, so Mama and I were in church.

Whenever it's time for the "peace be with you" part, my mom and I have a secret handshake.

It involves gangster handshakes hahaha mind you.

Then this guy saw and came up to us.

"How did you do that again?" he asked.

Both of us said nothing.

Just embarrassment worn on our faces.

I remember one time when we were at Walmart....

We were gonna take two watermelons.

But then they changed the price on it.

So we gave one back and this gentleman behind us said he'd pay for it.

I, being the shameless one, jumped at the opportunity.

I quickly grabbed the other watermelon hahah

Me: *whispering* Go ahead mom, he offered.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I enjoy our little shenanigans lol.

Mama: I don't regret being with your father because I have you two.

Awww thank you mama.

Although I think you would have been better off if you had married that rich Chinese guy who courted you before dad.

Honestly, I don't see the purpose of mine and my brother's existence.

No emo. Just stating what's obvious.